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Tailblazer

When a girl (or boy for the sake of it) takes a heated up lava lamp and shoves it up either his or her asshole which causes burns and irritations.

Some convenient object like a sock may be used to prevent further injury upon insertion.
Wow, I was going down on oogeewaa last night and he made me do a tailblazer

Really? Does it still hurt?

No I used a convenient sock to prevent extensive heat from reaching my insides.
by Lars2500 June 15, 2017
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tail das

A person with a tail of cellotape and slug-like behaviour
You have a tail das
by Ya sit July 12, 2017
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Taelee

A real ugly bitch with a shit personality. Will also try to sleep with literally anyone. Usually a pretty fat person.
Guy 1: Man I had to leave my girl, she had 12 side hoes on the side..

Guy 2: sorry dude, looks like you were dating a taelee.
by Funguy309 August 11, 2017
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tail pony

The alternate way if saying "pony tail" usually used in joking among friends that eventually stumbled across the backwards combo of words in conversation
Whoa.. Tail pony sounds WAY better than pony tail!
by Extremely Uninterested October 17, 2017
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tail grind

Tony Hawk had a narly tail grind during the x games
by Savage Skater 67 November 30, 2017
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tailen egan

a small man that thinks he is a goat that looks like a garbage can
your a tailen egan
by Whos Mans Is This May 17, 2018
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