When you shake someone's hand after using the bathroom and there wasn't any soap up in there. So you just rinsed them hands and they're still nasty.
Man, I know you just gave a Toledo Handshake to that girl. I was just in there, and they're clean outta soap!
by Ez dee July 9, 2023
Get the Toledo Handshake mug.Shorthand for tolerance break. Often used in regard to halting cannabis consumption for a temporary amount of time to rebuild tolerance.
Zach: I thought you stopped smoking
Kevin: Nah I just stopped for six months.
Zach: Nice! Good ole Tolly B right there
Kevin: Nah I just stopped for six months.
Zach: Nice! Good ole Tolly B right there
by PagnumLordd July 10, 2023
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Toledo: On our show tonight we have a special guest here to discuss penetration at it's finest, I'm Toledo Tolumbo and this is Cock Talk.. cocktalkcocktalkcocktalk
by sharonlove July 19, 2023
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by mhfjmd August 15, 2023
Get the Toluwani mug.Toleen is the sexiest person alive or dead. She hella fine but is little bit crazy. She’s calls her bf bubi dudi frogger NIGNOG but it’s totally from a good place. She is so funny but a little slow HAHAH. Also she’s taller than all the girls you know so you should be careful or she’ll kick your ass. She’s afraid of animals but still takes care of them which is weird 🌝 but cute. Also she sends gifts from her bf to saudi and forgets about them 👀
Hey that’s Toleen! Khalid’s girl right?
Khalid says to fuck off or he’ll kill you if you look at her again
Khalid says to fuck off or he’ll kill you if you look at her again
by Bubidudi August 31, 2023
Get the Toleen mug.A term used to refer to situations where someone creates something such as a made-up language or universe so elaborate that it is akin to the likes of JRR Tolkien's work.
Person 1: I just created my own fictional world and created an entire fake language and alphabet!
Person 2: Dude. You've achieved Tolkien-level autism.
Person 2: Dude. You've achieved Tolkien-level autism.
by tomothy17 July 15, 2024
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The act of performing a 'blumpkin' while the blowjob giver is also providing a urethral enema of alcohol to the blumpkin, and thus Tolkiening, recipient.
A dense play on the words of 'sounding,' 'blumpkin,' and creative liberty.
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The act of performing a 'blumpkin' while the blowjob giver is also providing a urethral enema of alcohol to the blumpkin, and thus Tolkiening, recipient.
A dense play on the words of 'sounding,' 'blumpkin,' and creative liberty.
Morty: Ah geez Rick, I don't know if I can go on this adventure with you.
Rick: Morty, why. Why Morty, you always do this to me Morty.
Morty: I'm sorry Rick. Jessica agreed to come over and you know, Rick, ah jeez, I just said yes to everything. She ending up Tolkiening me for 30 minutes and now I have a crazy hangover, my penis is sore, and I have the beginnings of some hemorrhoids from sitting for so long on the toilet Rick. Ah jeez man.
Rick: Sit tight Morty. I can fix the physical shit Morty, but I can't cure your idiocy.
Rick: Morty, why. Why Morty, you always do this to me Morty.
Morty: I'm sorry Rick. Jessica agreed to come over and you know, Rick, ah jeez, I just said yes to everything. She ending up Tolkiening me for 30 minutes and now I have a crazy hangover, my penis is sore, and I have the beginnings of some hemorrhoids from sitting for so long on the toilet Rick. Ah jeez man.
Rick: Sit tight Morty. I can fix the physical shit Morty, but I can't cure your idiocy.
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