shit tits

1) The product of the Cleveland Steamer

2) Shit smeared all over a girls tits for no apparent reason whatsoever

1) After giving Leslie the Cleveland Steamer she craved so much, she had shit tits

2) While Tits McGee was sleeping I shit all over her tits and smeared it in giving her shit tits

by Robert Williamson April 20, 2005

tits

A woman's best friend and greatest power. The seat of her power over men.

I enjoy my tits! So do most men, although most women don't like them.

by Little Deby Big Boobs May 23, 2005

spaggy tits

Breasts that are undesirably saggy and spongy. Breasts usually resemble a sock with a tennis ball put in it and hung from the chest.

That ho best put her shit back on. Ain't nobody wanna see her spaggy tits on Girls Gone Wild.

by Bug-a-Boo July 26, 2004

Bitch-tits McGee

A female who has the qualities of an irritatingly bothersome, baggy eyes, bitch slut, kinky, mid-life crisis, wannabe personality and appearance.

D Unit: Damn, Bitch-tits McGee is in the hiz-zouse!
G Unit: Shit, I ain't tutoring this bitch ass mother fucker.
D Unit: Let's ditch dis bitch-tits and ball out to Chile's.
G Unit: I concur! Keepin' real like a motherfucking gangsta beat.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

Rock Tits

Ridiculously unattractive fake boobs; breast implants looking as though ready to pop if touched.

Chris suffered a fractured penis while attempting to screw Michelle's rock tits.

Mike chipped a touch on Carrie's rock tits during foreplay.

by Charles Campbell September 3, 2005

Tits

Bouyancy accessories only found on women when they are helpless in the sea.
Also provide milk

Hey, dude, u see that two hills in the middle of the ocean? Weird...I think those are flags at the peaks, arent they?

by breastman August 8, 2003

tits and bits

Different expression to bits and pieces.

Parts of.

She showed me tits and bits of her amazing body on webcam.

by sleevy November 10, 2009