Thinks they're as great as New York City...but they go to NYC every month or so and New Yorkers go to Boston every 10 years or so.
Attractions in Boston:
Freedom Trail: Tours are given by 20-30 somethings that repeat the same lines every few hours and hate their job. They are not historians.
The Aquarium: Cute, for kids
College Tours: For prospective students
Attractions in NYC:
I bet you can think of 5 off the top of your head. But for the lesser known ones:
-Free walking tours in Central Park, Downtown, Brooklyn, etc guided by people who are actually enthusiastic and enamored by the city's development and rich culture
-Free ferries (staten island, Ikea) and that red trolley to Roosevelt Island as seen in Toby McGuire's Spiderman 1 where spidey fought gobby at the bridge- though the fare irl is $3.
-Diverse and delicious food
-Diverse and unique neighborhoods- one minute you're in soho shopping high fashion, then you're in Little Italy on Mulbury St, a block or two later you're in chinatown. All in about a 10 minute walk.
-A night life with comedy clubs, bars, anything in the village really
-Studio tapings for John Oliver, Americas Got Talent (when they hosted in Radio City), Daily Show, SNL, Fallon, etc
-had to stop cuz of char limit
Attractions in Boston:
Freedom Trail: Tours are given by 20-30 somethings that repeat the same lines every few hours and hate their job. They are not historians.
The Aquarium: Cute, for kids
College Tours: For prospective students
Attractions in NYC:
I bet you can think of 5 off the top of your head. But for the lesser known ones:
-Free walking tours in Central Park, Downtown, Brooklyn, etc guided by people who are actually enthusiastic and enamored by the city's development and rich culture
-Free ferries (staten island, Ikea) and that red trolley to Roosevelt Island as seen in Toby McGuire's Spiderman 1 where spidey fought gobby at the bridge- though the fare irl is $3.
-Diverse and delicious food
-Diverse and unique neighborhoods- one minute you're in soho shopping high fashion, then you're in Little Italy on Mulbury St, a block or two later you're in chinatown. All in about a 10 minute walk.
-A night life with comedy clubs, bars, anything in the village really
-Studio tapings for John Oliver, Americas Got Talent (when they hosted in Radio City), Daily Show, SNL, Fallon, etc
-had to stop cuz of char limit
We explored Boston in half a day! I saw a lot of dunkin donuts in the downtown area!
We explored NYC in a week and haven't seen anything yet!
Oh I just went to NYC last month to see a concert.
Oh! I went to Boston on a middle school field trip, haven't been there since.
We explored NYC in a week and haven't seen anything yet!
Oh I just went to NYC last month to see a concert.
Oh! I went to Boston on a middle school field trip, haven't been there since.
by AvadaLovecraft September 12, 2016
Get the bostonmug. He is the playboy type he will break your heart in fuckin pieces he well only hit you up at a time when he wanna come over to play with your feelings and he will only ask for head so ya fuck his dirty ass FUCK YOU BOSTON!!!
BOSTON: hey let me come over and give me slop
Girl: why is that all you want ??
BOSTON: never mind im not coming over
Girl: k. whatever
Girl: why is that all you want ??
BOSTON: never mind im not coming over
Girl: k. whatever
by Azria March 29, 2020
Get the Bostonmug. When you cum in a someone's ass or vagina and then you diarrhea shit on their pubic bone creating a cream filling and a chocolate coating similar to a Boston Cream donut
by Naked Cowboy at Ram Ranch June 29, 2024
Get the Boston Creammug. When a male repeatedly inserts and removes his penis from a woman's anus to the point where the outer part of the rectum has folded and extended to the outside part of the asshole.
by SlickMik11 February 7, 2019
Get the Boston Pop Socketmug. This usually occurs and spring time during mud season. This is when a man flops a woman into the mud and fucks her dirty. Deriving from the northeastern part of the U.S.
The old lady was bitching about how hot it was in the house so I checked her outside and gave her the old Boston Hotdog!
by Cocknocks March 19, 2022
Get the Boston Hotdogmug. Everything was going great. We banged a couple times. Then she stayed over one night and I invited her to Boston. Dammit. mistake woman women commitment one night stand sex blowjob player college tddup
by TDDUP November 18, 2010
Get the invited her to Bostonmug. when a group of fisherman(men or woman)from boston , refuse to pay for british hookers and go on strike with pickket signs claiming they should't have to pay so much for hookers. they proceed to throw her over the edge of the ship.
after a long days work, the fisherman wanted some new british vagina, but they cost wayyy to much, so they created the boston fish party and refused to pay that much and threw them over the edge of their ship
by dirtyE86 May 5, 2011
Get the The Boston Fish Partymug.