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Tebow-Tearing

When a full-grown man cries intensively after losing any kind of game that he knew he should have won.
"Dude guess what, when I beat Tim at ping-pong he started Tebow-Tearing it up cause he thought he was better than me!!"

"Haha, classic jackass!"
by aightman January 12, 2010
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Tearing Charlie

1. To rip one's own anus in a period of massive bowel obstruction.

2. To glass bottom boat your dog King Charles.
1. Mom, Jesus is tearing Charlie.

2. Come here You little SHIT
by Cow Poly July 16, 2008
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Tear Pie

When someone for whatever reason begins to cry while they are making a pie.
Pete's comments affected Betty terribly and it wasn't long before she was making a tear pie.
by The Farticle November 26, 2010
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tearin

sexy awesome totally lovable.
Everyone loves her. Such a nice person and is really cool. Epic.
Dude: did u see that girl.
Guy: she was such a tearin.
by mtrencher103 September 29, 2011
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rip tear and bust

the action of being a generally clumsy fucker that always messes up delicate procedures. Often used by builders over the age of 75, when referring to their grandchildren
"Oh look, here comes ol' rip tear and bust, hide the tools."
by Paul Robertson March 18, 2008
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Teddy Tear

A Teddy Tear is a slight gash in a condom in which cum can seep through. Most usually occurs when fucking a girls brains out. Going Slow and Steady Eddy can reduce the chances of a Teddy Tear happening.
Have fun but watch out for a Teddy Tear.
by Shankapotomis August 9, 2010
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one single tear

When you are single and people brag about how many dicks they have sucked
McGee: I have 46 boyfriends and 28 girlfriends!

MisterRickRoll: One single tear.......dropping onto the ground.
by It.was.not.me December 11, 2016
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