Grand theft taco refers to the loss of a young girl's virginity by the hands of a thief. If said girl has her cradle robbed, she is said to have been the victim of grand theft taco. The taco is of course referring to female reproductive organ...her cunt. See also vertical smile and axe wound.
Pablo Don Carlos was convicted of grand theft taco when he undoubtedly stole Sally's virginity in a hilariously humiliating way.
by Muffdiver December 26, 2006
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(Guys, let's be honest... aside from a lezbo club, woman's prison yard, and maybe a bachelorette party, it is a known fact that such an event is an unlikely occurrence. Hats off to the lucky son of a bitch that actually finds one...)
(Guys, let's be honest... aside from a lezbo club, woman's prison yard, and maybe a bachelorette party, it is a known fact that such an event is an unlikely occurrence. Hats off to the lucky son of a bitch that actually finds one...)
Dan said there were so many chicks at that place last night, it was a fuckin Taco Party. Dan's full of shit, bra, we all know that never happens...
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like if your at a girls basketball game and the girl is on a break away against one girl you say "Taco squat her"!!!
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Get the Crunchy Taco mug.It's the act of having sex with a girl with her ass on the hood of your car or truck. The next day when everything dries, you can see the "taco" outline on the hood.
Eric banged Sara on the hood of his Jeep. The next day I saw the hood wax taco and made this definition.
by matt April 13, 2005
Get the hood wax taco mug.If you've ever eaten a taco, or a particularly full sandwich, you have encountered the Taco Dilemma. The problem arises when you realize that your taco has so many toppings, and so much meat, that if you try to take a bite from one end, much of the contents will drop out the other side.
Thus, you are presented with a dilemma: Which end do you take, and which end do you sacrifice?
Thus, you are presented with a dilemma: Which end do you take, and which end do you sacrifice?
Carl pauses, taco in hand, and realizes the horror of the situation before him. Should he choose one end, he surely dooms the other to the horrible fate of falling, uneaten, to the plate.
His friend, Michael, notices Carl's hesitation. "Ah, the old Taco Dilemma, eh?"
His friend, Michael, notices Carl's hesitation. "Ah, the old Taco Dilemma, eh?"
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