Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.

Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!

by Shrieked January 30, 2025

shrekneck

neck dat look like shrek

dat boy gotta shrekneckkk

by ogcoolkid February 11, 2025

Shrek

The baddest bitch on the block and you’re likely to take him back to swamp and get nutted on.

God Shrek took me home and made me feel alive.

by Ur_Rose March 12, 2025

Shrek-smegma green

The shade of green often associated with the colour of hit movie character Shrek's ball sweat. Pale yellowish green in most use cases but variable on how awful your imagination is.

Person A: "Dude how did you make your pancake Shrek-smegma green?"
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."

by Rerobon!! March 24, 2025

Shreking

To ejaculate

"Oh I'm shreking it in the club right now"

by mwehehheheh March 30, 2025

Shrek Diarrhea'd

Getting green slime poured onto you, similar to what Nickelodeon does at the Kids' Choice Awards.

I got Shrek Diarrhea'd at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, and it was awesome.

by GoGo_Gadget March 1, 2026

Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway

Hell on Earth: The Video Game.

Person 1: Ever played Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway on GBA?
Person 2: Yeah, it's the worst game ever released.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 May 17, 2025