Chiggy-Butt-Status

(noun) - Chiggy-Butt-Status is the status given to an individual who is either:

-an asshole
-a cunt-licker
-a friend who never lets you win an arguement
-the kid that nobody knows and nobody likes
-When your friend finished the math homework and wont let you copy
-and pretty much anyone else you would call a doochebag, elephant penis, or filthy twat.

Some doochebag walks past us in the hallway...

After he passes we all turn to each other, and while nodding, say "He has Chiggy-Butt-Status"

by King PTR February 5, 2009

stacupado

An acceptable way to ask whether a seat, bench, etc. is taken when dealing with whom the only language one has in common is Spanish. Asking ¿Puedo sientarme aquí? might have bad consequences.

Loser Gringo: ¿Puedo sientarme aquí?
Cute Hispanic girl: *Whacks Loser Gringo*
Froody Hitchhiker: ¿Stacupado?
CHG: *Kisses Hitchhiker*

by KD5PBO July 22, 2008

Martin Luther King statue

A statue created by the same race that created the Confederate statues, the human race. If you're going to remove one statue, you might as well go ahead and remove them all.

The Martin Luther King statue is not from a more righteous race than the race that created the Confederate statues, it's coming from the same race, the human race.

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2020

mark stahura

A 6'3" 250 pound sex God. Staring into those blue eyes is like staring into a big blue ocean of bliss.

I just had sex with Mark Stahura and Im pretty sure I just had sex with God himself.

by StopMethinAround May 12, 2018

stahfetyflukenfluke

a sound commonly made by people with learning disabilities

george: soz ey boss

james: stahfetyflukenfluke!

by whopa May 14, 2008

[stahbro]

To deny every opportunity given to you. To refrain from everything that requires work to slack off.

We thought after Mike got a job given to him from his dad he was going to turn his life around. Instead he just stahbroed it and got fired again.

All Mike had to do was call Jessica and she wouldve given him a blowjob. However he just ended up pulling a stahbro and played Xbox all night.

by soxsfan January 2, 2009

Status attack

A Status Attack is constituted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons Facebook status.

Holy crap is my ass sore from that status attack!

by Gigglecloud March 14, 2009