Thicc soccer

A game of soccer played by chubby kids that are wider than they are tall.

Yeah, Bacon’s out playing thicc soccer with his fat friends.

by SkinnedOstrich October 1, 2017

blake soper

He is a gay basketball player, but he is good. He talks a lot but can be helpful at times. He has a small penis.

Girl 1: who's that sexy guy there
Girl 2: haven't you heard thats blake soper, but I heard he is gay

by Friendlyneighboorhoodasian October 27, 2017

mighty sopher

A stupid animal that likes to moo and eat potatoes. "It" loves to bite/eat cats and wheez. Dancing upstairs while others are downstairs is a hobby, so is sleeping with Steve and naming it's chins. Get yourself a Mighty Sopher as a friend :))

The Mighty Sopher ran through the halls screaming "I hate kids!"

by mighty sopher May 2, 2018

Iceland Soccer Team

The national team of the country Iceland, where if you are a man aged 20 to 40, there is a 1 in 2000 chance you are on the team. Also, their manager is a dentist.

Ohmyfuckinggod how did the Iceland soccer team beat ENGLAND? Their manager is a bloody dentist for Christ's sake

by jherrera1021 December 3, 2017

Saskatchewan Soccer

THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER

Saskatchewan Soccer is a game, typically played in P.E. Where there are two teams, one in outfield, and one at the baseline. (Black line used in basketball as out). Outfield rolls the ball to the infielders, and one player from baseline kicks it. The kicker and whoever decides to run, runs from one end of the gym, to the other. Outfielders have to then throw the ball to get the infielders out. Three to five people out, then teams switch places and the game continues.

Gym teacher: "Yo fam we're gonna play some Saskatchewan Soccer."
Literally every kid in the gym: *Starts a fucking riot*

by lilnegger September 17, 2018

berkshire soccer academy

A soccer camp in the Berkshires that is for girls. The food is great and the counselors are sooo awesome but the soccer is horrible. The “academy” part is far from true. Also, the head staff treats you like babies doing shit like “shoutouts” to someone who helped you out. That’s bs when your my age.

I just got back from Berkshire Soccer Academy!

by 12345messilover August 29, 2018

Bayville Soccer Players

Annoying, white privileged girls who never shut the fuck up. They are so full of themselves that they make me wanna jump off a cliff. Usually blondes who are twiggy as fuck. Who can’t even run right. They are all basic bitches who thinks soccer makes them the shit.

Brionna:”You play Soccer?”
Kelsey:”yeah”
Brionna”ew Bayville Soccer players are gay”

by Ratchet Rebecca February 9, 2019