turd slide

Slang term used when jokingly referring to the rectum.

I have to give my feces a ride on the turd slide.

by Stephen McDonnell July 16, 2008

suicide soldier

a soldier who manned a machine gun during world war 2. they were often targeted by many enemies for causing the most damage.

Man john is a real suicide soldier when he's on that mg.

by royal marine March 11, 2009

keyboard slide

the act of sliding your arm on keyboard and put it result into a search engine. Typically done when bored/high.

bored emo kid: life sucks, everyone is so conformist, i'm bored of cutting myself...... how bout a keyboard slide. No hits!! that's totally non confomist it is oozing with awesomeness.
Stoner guy: Whoa!?!!? I have fingers!?!?! I can do so much with them! like uhhhhhhhhhhh.......Whoa?!?!?!? i have a computer!?!?!??!?! Time for a keyboard slide.

by emoStoner69 June 7, 2011

Smoke and Slide

To get someone stoned so you can bone them. Usually where they would not do it with you.

"I called Beth over for a Smoke and Slide"

by Tried it and Liked it December 31, 2008

Mental Gear Solid

The act of sneaking inside somewhere (shopping malls, gas stations) while dressed like a total moron.

That guy totally Mental Gear Solid that shopping mall. People where like omfg, look at that retard.

by JonkoXL June 22, 2013

sleep and slide

A sleep and slide is when you perform oral sex with a sleeping woman in order to get her lubricated for penetrative sex.

I was giving my girl a sleep and slide last night when she farted right in my face.

by Shaymoth May 23, 2014

A poop down the slide

When something goes dwindling/spiraling down or declines at a moderate or fast pace.

Claryses career was a poop down the slide

by Ihatecookthedog December 24, 2014