smokepurpp

lil water a.k.a smokepurpp a.k.a lil purpp a rapper born in Chicago but raised in Florida. Has popular songs on Soundcloud like 6 Rings, Ski Mask, No Smoke.

hey did you hear Smokepurpp's new song ?

Yea shit was fire !

by SmokeC April 20, 2017

smoke a burn

Have a cigarette

Mans goin to smoke a burn still

by Cvybez May 18, 2018

swift smoke

A quick blow job, usually performed by someone other than your significant other.

Yo, can I get a swift smoke before my girlfriend gets back?

by Recko July 30, 2008

Scrote smoker

A complete idiot. Or can also be used to insult your "friend" who you actually think is a dumbass.

"See you later Billy."

"God damn he is such a scrote smoker."

by ciddoxxavius January 7, 2008

danger smoke

Where a person or group of people planning to smoke weed call the police just before they light up. They must then finish all the evidence before the police arrive or they will be arrested.

Based on the same premise as a danger wank.

Stoner1: Hey, I've got a couple of spliffs, fancy a danger smoke?
Stoner2: Yeah ok!
Stoner1: (on the phone) Hello police, I've got loads of weed lol!
Police: Holy shit! I'm coming to arrest you!

(30 mins later)

*knock knock*
Police: I've received a report of possession of illegal drugs.
Stoner1: Er... no... there's no... drugs here.
Stoner2: Nope, none.
Police: There's no evidence. I've been bamboozled!

by Dry Bones and Koop September 11, 2009

Shit Smoke

The stream of hot air that comes out of your ass after taking a reasonably sized shit. Not to be confused with a Fart.

"Dude i just took a huge shit..uh-oh..here comes the shit smoke!

by D-T Slim March 1, 2010

bacon beefy smokecheesy

Used to describe something that is "the bomb" or completely amazing. A very endearing phrase.

Zeef you are definitely the bacon beefy smokecheesy!

by Eric.... October 2, 2008