Bed Sniffer

Bed sniffer is someone who actively tries to get into other people's sex lives uninvited and when it is not their business. a bed sniffer is also when someone is on the act of persecuting people based on sexuality, non life threatening, and sanitary fetishes and kinks.

1. george: "Did you really tell the head of our department that Jack was having sexual relations with a customer that actually met at a cafe??"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."

2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"

Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."

Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.

Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"

Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"

by TeiThule88 April 2, 2020

Sally Sniff

n. The sound of 2 lines being snorted in a short progression because you were stupid and let Sally go first when you knew better. SNIIIIIF - delay of just long enough to move to the next line - SNIIIIIF usually followed by a questioning look on her face. What? We were only supposed to.do 1 of those little bitty lines? They weren't both for me?

v. The act of snorting the 2 lines because whoever cut them up was stupid enough to let Sally go first.

n. Ray- (cuts out a couple lines for he and Sally then steps away to answer his phone. When he returns, there's nothing left and Sally is looking at everything but him. Ray then looks to Drew for confirmation of what he already knows...)
Drew- (Short laugh/sigh under his breath then looks at Ray smiling) You already know... You've been a victim of the Sally Sniff, you fucking retard! You've gotta have some sort of learning disability!
Sally- (blank face) What are you two talking about? I wasn't supposed to do both of those? Are you fucking with me? I would like to apologize to the retarded community...

v. Ray- (cuts one biiiiiig line hoping to slow Sally down)
Sally- (SNIIIIIF) delay just long enough to refill lungs with air - (SNIIIIIF) Why didn't you cut one out for you? Are you trying to quit?
Drew- Damn, bro... She just Sally Sniffed ALL your shit... I guess I'm going to the house early tonight since everybody is now cleaned out.

by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020

Leather Sniffer

Someone who aspires to be a police officer or fantasizes about being one and who will go to great lengths to make others think they are an officer despite not actually being one.

"These security guards are a bunch of leather sniffers that will never graduate the academy"

by Berdoky May 6, 2020

Pheet Sniffer

Any person (usually a male) who has a peculiar taste or undiscovered fetish for feet or related body parts / sexual practices, but does not talk about it openly, just gives some unintendend hints without realizing it. He/she might as well talk a little about it without realizing that the case is not normal and assume that everyone has the same taste therefore not making him/her uncomfortable in the conversation, that person is also a pheet sniffer.

Gabriel: I think that women feet might be a deal breaker. If some hot chick had some nasty feet , I wouldn't date her or even come close to her.
Pasto(to Benjamin): Oh crap, Gabriel might actually be a pheet sniffer.

by pastoruri July 13, 2020

Button-Sniff

The art a sneakerly smelling the receiver belly button before performing oral sex. If the smell is bad there's a warning sign present of what to expect further down.

"YACKKK!!! she was rotten down there, should of played it safe and done a button-sniff first"

by Shieldslad86 July 17, 2020

space sniffer

An individual who usually likes to do drugs within very sensual areas of the body.

Patrick has a friend who helps him as a space sniffer, getting into those hard to reach places.

by HaterOfThePAts August 11, 2020

dyke sniffer

A person who sniffs dykes.

Don't be a dyke sniffer, you cunt.

by anonymous November 9, 2020