when a person has diarrhea and doesn't wipe. They then proceed to have unprotected anal sex, once the guy pulls out the person then proceeds to eat the diarrhea off there cock.
by reeeeenknk'a January 17, 2020
Emperor Palaptine, danced "The Dark Slide," when he found out Boba Fett captured Han Solo, of The Rebel Alliance! Unfortunately, the emperor's joy, will be short-lived, since Leia eventually rescues Han Solo.
by jrpgkin May 10, 2022
How you walk to the toilet when you have to poop real bad. So bad every muscle bellow your waist is clenched as tight as possible to prevent leakage.
by magicjesse February 04, 2023
When you roll in your own shit and hug your dog so he can smell you and then lick it off (just before sliding up and down, spreading it against each other) including your bumhole, then you spunk in your dogs eye.
by Smelliebellie August 06, 2022
When something makes you so horny that you're so wet that you slide off your seat or whatever surface you are sitting on. Similar to a snail trail but more like a waterfall of cum gushing out of your cooch.
"Jake Sully is so fucking hot. Thinking about his big blue cock makes me slide off the couch."
"Did you watch that video compilation of Hailee Steinfeld in Pitch Perfect? I'm literally sliding out my door, down the hall, and out the window."
"Did you watch that video compilation of Hailee Steinfeld in Pitch Perfect? I'm literally sliding out my door, down the hall, and out the window."
by rachelsennotstits November 05, 2023
by Dinosaur dick May 07, 2022
Sliding can be defined as investing in cryptocurrencies while under the influence (Ex: Alcohol, Weed, Shrooms, etc).
Hey, heard you were sliding at work yesterday, how much money did you make/lose?
Do you usually make more money while sliding?
Do you usually make more money while sliding?
by cano vela November 01, 2021