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Skronky

A Skronky is also matter that hits the window after a violent jizzing into the pants.
Although deemed physically impossible, there have been recorded exceptions in which this has happened.
Somebody in the act of doing a Skronky can be referred to as 'skronkers'.
It is uncertain what causes a jizz so violent it can penetrate pants and trousers, however it often induces a 'superorgasm', or one that is more than 17 times as large as a standard orgasm on the orgasm scale.

This phenomenon usually occurs in the presence of meerkats. Scientific explanation for this connection has not yet been found.
Justin: NYuNgHaRoOgaah! (jizzing in pants)

Hugh: What was that abou.....OH MY GOD WHATS THAT ON THE WINDOW?

Justin: I've read about this. OMG I think I just did a Skronky.
by Hairy Tosser June 17, 2010
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Skryptec

Skryptec is a digital design and development agency since 2013. We are specialized in what we do and we strive to provide the most quality services to our customers.
Contact Skryptec for a web design, search engine optimization service or MyBB forum development.
by SeFenao December 18, 2018
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skrunkly

the skrunkly is ranboo
Have you seen Ranboo's new_hat! He looks so skrunkly in it.
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skreet

The way that you walk when your balls are to the wall.
"I skreeted along, balls-to-the-wall."
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skrate

The word "Skrate" is a variant word of "Straight" which means (to describe) a person who does not participate in "dangerous" activity such as drugs, alchohol, sex or criminal activity. A good girl/guy.

The Word is popular with the Stoner community as well
Situation #1

Cokehead friend #1 (Lindsay Lohan): Hey you want to snort this coke up with me ;)

Stoner Skater: Naa thx though but im skrate. Not a lot but I do smoke weed everyday though;D

Situation #2
Cokehead Friend #1: Hey dude do you think my new step sister would do me?
Stoner Skater: Nah bro don't fuck with her she is skrate she won't have sex with you.
Stoner Friend #1 I bet a gram you I can fuck her by next week.
Stoner Skater: a gram of weed on it? Shit I'm in.
Cokehead Friend #1:You guys are lucky your favorite drug is so cheap. But i'm Lindsay Lohan so fuck y'all lol jk
Stoner Skater:This is an easy gram bro I'll do coke with yo addicted sorry ass if he wins XD

10 mins later while Lindsay is doing a line

Extra Situation not related
Stoner Friend #1 Lol Lindsay is a sad coke addict
Stoner Skater #2 She's not even that good looking lol

I was stoned in 3rd period while writing this. :"D
by DAStoner September 10, 2016
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Skrr

Big Shaq: Skrr pop pop
Skrr is a g word that means fuck off or bye
by Ugly ting November 15, 2017
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