innocent long shower

when you take a really long shower where no masturbation occurs

Hi Jess, I took an innocent long shower today.

by nanabaanan May 11, 2020

Taking a shower

A term referring to masterbation.

Guy 1: Hey where did Matt go?
Guy 2: Oh he’s taking a shower, he’ll be back in fifteen minutes.

by BigBootyEater69 May 21, 2020

Golden; like a shower.

A term used to express a more than satisfactory state of being.

Ward: "Beever, your mother and I are going to the malt-shop; would you care for anything?"

Beeve: "No thanks pops, I'm golden; like a shower."

by The Reverend Shave MyBeever October 26, 2010

Mr. Showerhead

A name for a vibrating showerhead used for masturbating.

Alexis! i take showers in your bathroom all the time! the least you could do is clean Mr. Showerhead before i put my head underneath it!!

by theMASTERofallDARES June 23, 2011

shower

1. A Breif period of rain.
2. A term used meaning to clean oneself under a stream of water.

1. Bob: Did it rain?
Joe: No, it was just a shower.

2. I need to take a shower.

by Chase May 6, 2006

Scouse Shower

Scouse Shower (n)

When in a rush in the morning and you dont have time to have a real shower, you just spray on some deodorant.

"I didn't have time to have a shower when i left Tara's this morning, so i grabbed a quick "Scouse Shower" until i get home.

by rumpire June 3, 2005

Somalian shower

The act of dowsing oneself in axe body spray or similar brand. This is usually done as a replacement for a normal shower after exercising or after smoking.

Ahmed always takes a Somalian shower after gym class rather than washing off.

by ToadAirMarshal June 27, 2011