Whilst going down on a girl, usually a one night stand, not a girlfriend, you proceed to bite down on the inside of her vagina, and never let go. It is customary to thrash your head back and forth as you do this, as a shark would do with it's prey.
Girl 1: Oh, shit! Why's your vag bleeding so bad sweetie?
Girl 2: This fucker gave me a crippling shark last night.
Girl 2: This fucker gave me a crippling shark last night.
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When you're fingering a chick's vagina with 2 fingers you stick your thumb up her ass thereby forming a shark's mouth with your thumb and two fingers.
Ginnie was gettin' off by her man fingering her and suddenly she felt a thumb slide up into her ass giving her a sharkbite.
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by TheJoel666 April 7, 2009
Get the Shark Sugar mug.When you dig a girl out that's on the rag and then pull out and cock stamp her forehead leaving her with a nice shark tail stamp in plain view.
by tRIP sEVN October 16, 2008
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Dropping toilet paper pre-duke (the land) and laying down a nice big steamer on top (the shark). A turd casually sunning itself on a TP island waiting for an unsuspecting victim to smell its wrath. An act designed to avoid ass-splash whilst doing your duty and to punish those who follow.
Dropping toilet paper pre-duke (the land) and laying down a nice big steamer on top (the shark). A turd casually sunning itself on a TP island waiting for an unsuspecting victim to smell its wrath. An act designed to avoid ass-splash whilst doing your duty and to punish those who follow.
"Man, I went in that gas station bathroom and someone dropped a huge land shark." (ie..find another rest room to rest your toosh 'cuz that bathroom smells like butthole content.)
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