Simon Petrikov

A guy who bought a crown that ruined his life and caused him to go insane for over 1000 years while his fiancée became goddess of chaos for him to regain his sanity.

"Simon Petrikov is a sad old man and I love him at an unhealthy level."

by rosellias January 13, 2024

Simona

A very fake person, (una falsa) who talks shit.<3

"Sei proprio una Simona"
"Che Simona!!!"

by lasimona January 17, 2024

Simone

A person who just can't do anything right, they even fuck up their fuck ups

Wow John, you really Simoned that presentation!

by AnotherLawyer January 29, 2024

Simon

A squid, Someone who follows little girls around trying to get a date.

Person 1: "Omg you are such a Simon"

Person 2: "Ok, I admit I like little girls

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain January 30, 2024

simontincs

A stupid 8 year old faggot who has no life and forces you to work on his Friday Night Funkin' mod all time

Simontincs: GO WORK ON MY FNF MOD NOW
You: damn Simontincs is soo annoying

by Redetv February 1, 2024

Simon

Simon is the gayest white monkey on earth

ur a simon

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain February 1, 2024

Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".

Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.

by 911Jesus November 19, 2023