Shrek

Shrek is bald and ugly and has no hoes. Also he stinks

Robert: I fucking hate Shrek
Bea: I hate bald people

by Shrekhater June 7, 2022

Shrek

A massive green ogre who resides in a swamp with a donkey, scaring anyone who'se got the stupidity to set foot in it.

Ogres are like onions -Shrek

by BubbleBob_ June 8, 2022

Shrek

a mega hot ogre that is also a movie.

1. Shrek is so hawt!

2. Shrek the movie has the hottest main character ever!

by goldenppballs June 10, 2022

Shleck

An axolotl whose mere presence can change the lives of its victims. Shlecks main daily routine is swim for 10 seconds and sleep for 2 weeks.

Anon 1: Shleck change my life
Anon 2: I know right, the destruction of that island was amazing!

by ALiteralGoose June 17, 2022

shrek

the hottest thing on planet earth

i wanna fuck shrek

by bansom June 28, 2022

Shrek

A movie and musical that the storytellers carry. It’s supposed to be about an ogre named Shrek but the storytellers dominate.

Person 1: Hey, did you watch Shrek?
Person 2: Oh yeah, the movie and the musical. The storytellers absolutely carried.

by therealfefinitionknowet June 30, 2022

Shrek's Candle

When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.

She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.

by Shrekzaddy July 1, 2022