the act of trying to urinate while the male member is full of righteous blood, making the act nearly impossible, possibly causing a divided stream
by jiz_machine July 27, 2018
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When you get dinner and a piece of ass from the same place.
What is a split shift special?
When you get dinner and a piece of ass from the same place.
by Jumpy81 December 4, 2018
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In some manufacturing operations, rogue factory employees come back at night after leaving work and run the same production line again in a “ghost shift”, producing perfect “counterfeits” they sell themselves.
by ajf.me December 25, 2018
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“damn, that girl is lunch shift material!”
“damn, that girl is lunch shift material!”
by itsjustmeg April 1, 2019
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Something being so cute that you emote pure joy. A modern variation of "my heart!"
Something being so cute that you emote pure joy. A modern variation of "my heart!"
That puppy is so cute!!! My heart!! My shitty fucking heart!
My friend showed me a picture of their cat and my shitty heart broke in two!
My friend showed me a picture of their cat and my shitty heart broke in two!
by Cuteaholic September 25, 2019
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by Member of scott shitty November 28, 2019
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by Sophia69 December 9, 2019
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