Sexually attracted to children at range. The seemingly innocuous attraction of a distant figure only to disappointingly find (for some) that they are somewhat below the legal limit.
Similar to GFABFFG (good from afar but far from good), SATChAR flirts with legality in a way that GFABFFG doesn’t.
Similar to GFABFFG (good from afar but far from good), SATChAR flirts with legality in a way that GFABFFG doesn’t.
Hey check her out in the distance having fun on that skipping rope…. A few minutes later when in range ……. Oh bugger… you’re totally SATChAR
by Nathe November 16, 2023
Get the SATChAR mug.He's successful but humble, he's handsome but respectful. A respectable man who built himself from the lowest point to a point all men want to achieve. He puts his full focus on his work instead of girls. He looks out for the unfortunate people. He will never disrespect you, but if you piss him off he knows exactly how to stand up for himself without feeling like a jerk. Trained in most of the martial arts, Satchit vows to protect his family. We all strive to look and be like Satchit.
He's such a Satchit.
by alphaspectro November 21, 2023
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1. A Scam, False Promise, or Major Disappointment.
2. A form of trickery where the perpetrator keeps their promise on a technicality but the end result obviously doesn't match reasonable expectations.
Based on 2024 incident in Glasgow Scotland where families had purchased tickets to enter an "immersive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory exhibit" and were then handed a few jellybeans and told to walk through a sparsely and cheaply decorated warehouse.
2. A form of trickery where the perpetrator keeps their promise on a technicality but the end result obviously doesn't match reasonable expectations.
Based on 2024 incident in Glasgow Scotland where families had purchased tickets to enter an "immersive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory exhibit" and were then handed a few jellybeans and told to walk through a sparsely and cheaply decorated warehouse.
"Now she's not answering her phone. I'm afraid she has taken you to Scotch Candyland."
"He told me his name was Steven and you his name was Bob... And now you find out that he has children in another country? What kind of Scotch Candyland is this!? "
"He told me his name was Steven and you his name was Bob... And now you find out that he has children in another country? What kind of Scotch Candyland is this!? "
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Punishment, one person (with genitals) is sat on a stump while another person with a hammer and nails proceeds to nail the person’s scrotum to the stump. Then push said person backwards off the stump
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