Shark Swag

Anything put on a shark to make it more badass

Friend 1: "I want a whole pool of sharks to throw that bitch in."
Friend 2: "Yeah! With lasers!"
Friend 1: "That would work too fast."
Friend 2: "No, the sharks don't know how to use the lasers, they are there to look cool, you know, like Shark Swag."

by Pittpskmh August 3, 2011

Shell Swallow

Where a man stretches his foreskin around the head of another penis. The foreskin of the receiving end may or may not have foreskin. When absolutely sure that both parties have foreskin. It would be considered a sweater party.

My penis is so cold due to not having foreskin. Could you shell swallow me for warmth so that I may survive?

by Shell Swallower November 19, 2012

Stupid Swag

To have a large amount of swag. Various types of swag, all together.

Lil Wayne has Stupid Swag in "The Motto" music video.

by Norelli96 January 1, 2012

Jesse Swanson

A super sexy young man who is loved by everyone.

Jesse Swanson is sooo hot.

by NippleTassles5000 January 17, 2012

shag swag

Items in your possession acquired after a one night stand.

person 1: whose are these glasses?
person 2: just my shag swag

by larryloving1234 December 14, 2012

Onion Swag

When your swag is so hardcore, it goes to a new level.

ex: Jerome's swag was so intense, it became onion swag

by Got dat Onion Swag April 8, 2013

Arnold SwatzaNIGGA

if Arnold Schwarzenegger was born black

yo my name is Arnold SwatzaNIGGA

by DeluxeSk December 14, 2014