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wiffer sniffer

a person (often a pre-teen male) who farts in a bathtub so that they might bite the bubble it produces.
John, a legendary wiffer sniffer, leaned back in the bathtub with well-practiced ease and farted, then just as quickly, leaned forward again and bit the bubble.
by danton June 20, 2006
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SMIFF

SMART MOUTH IDIOT FLIP FLOP.

It's when a person who is an idiot starts running their smart mouth while looking like a damn fool wearing flip flops.
"Look at that SMIFF over there talking about garbage he don't know about"

"He is the biggest SMIFF I know"
by h3rt@ November 24, 2011
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Botty sniffer

Someone who sniffs botties
by Shaun Wright Fillips May 13, 2005
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stiffy sender

S.P.
A person who sends stiffy's to their best friends boyrfriend whilst on holiday in the Ardeche.
S.P. sending a massive stiffy to Dr Beer.
Phillay says Sarah your such a stiffy sender.
by G Jackson June 25, 2009
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stiffs

those with extremely little imagination that label the more imaginative as "retarded" (ie: mentally "challenged" **('politically correct!')

we knew them as the "straight people" when i was a young, budding "hop head"(1969) they were the folks who were scared "shitless" of smoking that old bad "BOO" (marijuana)

if you DARED to be an imaginative, or 'artful' kind of thinker, the stiff's were QUICK to let you know you were "not of my kind" and didn't belong !! often, they were rabid religion embracers! (TRUE god = MONEY!!) nowadays, i like to think of THEM as the "slows" !
jane "cut" a HUGE belch! , and the stiffs looked at her like she was from MARS ! , we all split our sides laughing !!

it was always fun to annoy the stiffs wherever we were ! , SO easy! , and such a big YUK !!

we put a cigarette load in one of the stiffs sticks! , WHAT a laugh riot THAT was !
by michael foolsley January 5, 2022
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stiffyism

when you trick someone into believing some made up story that couldn't possibly be true, but coming together as a group to keep the story going
alex, for example, is engaged (clearly not) and everyone knows that he isn't, but a group of people pick one idiot and convince them that it's true, this person is the victim of a stiffyism
by Thomas Rex November 28, 2011
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Stiffin

A drunken motion of a dude in your group who’s self conscious about being around 5 foot 5 inches but it’s more because he walks around downtown with his boys in the same bumbling sloppy motion that their 5 inch dick wiggles in his power rangers underwear. These types of people are rumored to grow landing strips in their taint areas.
He walk around with his arms dangling around like a T-Rex or.. is This nigga Stiffin?
by Mojoprick January 12, 2019
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