by Scabby crow iv August 18, 2017
Get the mouldy squirrelmug. An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"
-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."
-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."
by Bonerbunny August 28, 2008
Get the frozen squirrelmug. A pesky rodent that runs out in front of your car. It also does some tricks to get to the bird food you have.
by manny b. June 17, 2017
Get the squirrelmug. by Drog65 October 5, 2020
Get the kick the squirrelmug. When water troughs are placed in a field for livestock they are set under a tree to keep cool. However squirrels fall in and drown. So they place a log that breaches the water so the squirrel can escape. This is the same as releasing a large turd log in the toilet that breaches the water. Whereby a squirrel would be saved if it fell in. Most likely to happen after eating at a Chinese buffet
by Batmanlou January 26, 2019
Get the Squirrel savermug. by MgRonalds March 14, 2015
Get the Squirrel Waxmug. When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!
by rumpellstiltkz April 15, 2015
Get the bloody toothed squirrelmug.