Social Worker

coitus interruptus at mid-life

I would have god laid if it wasn't for a social worker doing a bed check every night.

by CertifiedCanasa September 28, 2021

Social abseiling

The opposite of social climbing, when a person of privilege "let's themself go" to attain gravitas and attention.
(Reverse aspiration)

Pete Doherty maintains notorioty by continuing his trademark social abseiling .

by Oskar Prince June 16, 2019

Social Heuristics

Through self awareness of the human condition heuristic replacement thinking in others.

I want to make I and you to we. This through self awareness of the human condition heuristic replacement thinking in positive and negative egoism. We have to be aware of social heuristics.

by Sharpnbrite February 23, 2021

Social Suicide

To commit an act that kills you social life.

example: tagging a crush, that you've never talked to, on a relationship post on facebook.

Aron just commit social suicide by tagging his crush on a valentines day post.

by lemirlo February 6, 2017

Social Jizzdancing

Like a circle jerk, except you stand 6 ft away from each other and the person who jizzes on someone else first wins.

I walked in the basement and saw them all social jizzdancing... Brian lost..

by Brook Dweller July 9, 2020

Social Potato

An amazing and kind person who loves Cheetos and loves to be happy and annoying!!

Your a social potato for giving me cash cash money cash cash.

by Social Potato April 25, 2019

Umbrella Socialism

Umbrella socialism - It is a common illusion that umbrellas are not exclusively personal belongings but socially-owned items that should be shared by anyone else, not just by the supposed owners, contributing to radically reducing a sense of guilt that using others' without any permission is a clear case of theft.

"Hey, that's not your umbrella, is it? I saw that in the umbrella stand at the cafe, when we went in"
"I steal theirs, as they steal mine. That's Umbrella Socialism".

by Hiroish June 22, 2014