Ten Second Rule

Variants include the three, five, or seven second rule, but rarely further than that.

Refers to the ammount of time a person must be out of their seat before it becomes avaliable for others to steal

*Person 1 gets out of seat*
Person 2: Ten second rule!
*Person 2 collapses smugly into seat. Person 1 may choose to comment upon the sexual orientation of Person 2's mother at this time*

by Chris-Thor August 13, 2007

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Wifes Second Boyfriend

Just another name for r/WallStreetBets

I lost money taking my investment advice from my Wifes Second Boyfriend.

Really, by time the Wifes Second Boyfriend yells about a stock, you're usually too late to do anything about it.

by Krashlia March 9, 2021

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Stealing Second

Hitting on a girl and grabbing her boobs before you kiss her.

Stealing Second -

Dude I totally stole second with Kate last night!

by Mr. Groper January 18, 2015

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15-second man

A man who finishes in bed in 15-20 seconds.

-Him "This has never happened before! I swear."
-Her "BS. You're nothing but a 15-second man."
-Him "I'm sorry!"
-Her "All my friends will laugh at you after I spamtext them."

by Mennez December 17, 2008

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ronald mcdonald the second

A curly headed fuck who is also a child molestor!

Dude look it's ronald mcdonald the second!

by GROD94 January 16, 2009

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America's second choice for president

The person who came second in the popular vote in the presidential election.

'Donald J Trump' or 'America's second choice for president' as he is known in our house...

by Tolerancezone December 11, 2016

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if you drop a piece of food on the ground (most likely, something that you've taken a long time to prepare, at a time of crisis right before this needs to be served, or after a long day), you have 5 seconds to pick it up and it will be fine. While it still has germs, these 3 words just may give you peace of mind.

Crap! I just dropped the souffle I've been working on for 3 hours! And Jackie is getting here in 5 minutes! *picks it up* 5 second rule will have to do I guess.

by Meg July 10, 2004

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