Vitruvian Sleeper

One of several sleeping postures best described by its namesake "Le proporzioni del corpo umano secondo Vitruvio" drawn by Leonardi da Vinci circa 1490. This resting position is the opposite of the fetal position which was popularized in French culture between the years 1859 and the present day. Most likely developed in Ireland, this "posturi vitruvio" came to an abrupt halt when eagles began tearing the nuts off of all Irishmen. Word soon reached the new colonies, and it was nearly unanimously decided that the eagle was the the most terrifying creature, subsequently adopted as our national sigil. Vitruvian sleepers will bloom best in comfortable conditions, with a solid roof to prevent talons through testicles.

Mary soon discovered that after waking up several times with a faceful of Brad's armpit hair, she was beginning to enjoy the outdoorsy taste of Gillette sport. Mary then accepted that she would live with this vitruvian sleeper for all time, and suckle the sweet residues of man dew every morning until the end of her life.

by Mieshter April 24, 2014

Stone Sleep

That sleep when you're high as fuck and having the sickest dreams of your life.

Dad: "Jimmy I know you smoked last night"
Jimmy: "What? How did you know?"
Dad: "...Well I came into your room to tell you I was home, and then I couldn't wake you up. Looked like you were having some pretty good dreams. That's stone sleep for ya"

by alexfromtarget November 12, 2014

Pancake Sleep

The nap you take after eating a bunch of pancakes. Preferably from IHOP.

After IHOP I'm gonna get my pancake sleep on.

by T-Rux January 1, 2015

Dead Sleeper

Far worse than a heavy sleeper. You could slap them and they would never wake up.

You would have to be a dead sleeper to not wake up from that...

by Bmmolefe January 24, 2017

doody sleep

Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to poop well when he or she gets up in the morning.

You don't need beauty sleep, however, you definitely could use some doody sleep. When was the last time you pooped?

by Igor Klebanov June 22, 2017

morphine sleep

A state where the body takes in too much morphine and shuts down while the person is receiving it is drifting in and out of consciousness. This happens when a soldier is severely wounded to the point of shock.

Anderson just went into morphine sleep he's going to be fine.

by The Ferocious Whomper June 24, 2017

side sleeper

A guy that is only used for cuddling during sleep

I really wish my side sleeper will come over tonight

by etrade19 February 14, 2018