off your rocket

Someone who meant to say “is off their rocker”, but is bad at idioms.

1: You are off your rocket
2: I think that it’s rocker
1: Right, I’m bad at idioms

by ToastedRavs36 April 8, 2022

Human Bottle Rocket

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show

My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again

by Jamscone May 14, 2022

Baton Rouge Bottle Rocket

When you put mentos in a bottle of coke and shove it up your ass. The soda, having nowhere to go will fill your colon.

Brayden just gave me the most explosive Baton Rouge Bottle Rocket last night!

by HughJass7580 October 2, 2023

L.A.W.S. rocket

This acronym is used for a one-shot weapon used in battles/wars. It stands for Light-AntiTank-Weapons-System. It is approximately 4" in diameter and when not being prepared to fire, is collapsed to two to two feet, 10 inches. When extended, readied to be fired, it extends to 3 feet 2 inches and two and a half feet, respectively.

The soldier took out the small tank with a L.A.W.S. rocket.

by BigTime310 May 20, 2016

rocket man

a sexual act of "double-fisting" a female with two handfuls of "pop rocks" and releasing them inside of the vaginal canal.

man 1: Dude i totally rocket manned Cindy last night!

man 2: how did that work out?

man 1: her vagina is still fizzling and popping!!

man 2: awesome!

by chingadingaling April 28, 2009

Rocket league

When you put your balls in the goal (Vagina)

Bob: I did the rocket league with my girlfriend
Jim: Ah nice my dude.

by Racket Log March 2, 2020

Dog Rocket

In Canada, a dog rocket refers to a hollowed out cigar filled with Marijuana. The term originally refers to a sub-par cigar, however it has evolved over the years to become a description for a blunt wrap, as most are poorly rolled and tend to resemble dog feces.

"I hope you guys don't skip class to go smoke a dog rocket"

by Seneca Pre Media MB 2013 October 3, 2013