rubber blowing

when you ejaculate so hard it blows out the condom breaking it

so i started rubber blowing but now i have to leave the country to avoid paying child support

by sp6c3 September 26, 2024

Rubber Band Manlet

The rubber band manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a mobbed-up manlet, a misanthropic manlet, a materialistic manlet and a myopic manlet who petulantly peddles his piddly hobbit pipe-weed to all of the towering grown-ups who have the misfortune of crossing his pathetically puny path. Straight outta Oompa Loompa land, tape measure in his right, booster seat in his other hand. Call him a lesser man, he'll always be a lesser man. Wasted a couple hundred grand, high heels, all colors man. Once inevitably caught by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the then incarcerated rubber band manlet instantly and seamlessly makes the for him natural transition into a prison wife manlet and happily lives out his laughably lowly little life in the enthusiastically submissive service of his fearlessly formidable and devastatingly dominant, supremely superior magnificent manmore prison war daddy overlord.

Emily: Lol, why is that deceased rubber band manlet lying in the manlet pit over there and why is he covered with garden gnomes? Bianca: A group of little girls just shot him to death with a pink BB gun and then gave the silly, little manlet boy a dwarven funeral. Emily: Hahahahaha! Manlets rise up!

by ManletDepreciator October 10, 2024

rubanuel

The best couple that has ever existed.
it’s a mix of the name ruby and emanuel. ruby is gorgeous and emanuel is so handsome. they are tiktok famous and everyone adores them. rubanuel can conquer anything, and everyone wishes they were them. they’re the real deal.

Liam: did you see that viral couple on tiktok
Ella: Yeah, that’s rubanuel, everyone knows rubanuel.
Liam: oh true. Water like glass.

by rubanuelstan93 November 20, 2024

rubanuel

the most amazing couple that has ever existed. rubanuel stands for ruby and emanuel. ruby is very gorgeous and emanuel is so handsome. they are famous on tiktok, and everything they post goes viral. rubanuel can conquer, everyone wishes they were them.

Liam: Did you see that one viral couple on tiktok?

Ella: You mean rubanuel? everyone knows rubanuel.

Liam: ohh, water like glass.

by rubanuelstan93 November 20, 2024

rubber and magic

Being seemingly physically invincible, especially due to youthfulllness

The girl fell from the first floor into the garden and got up with hardly a scratch. She’s really made of rubber and magic, it seems.

by vembertillion March 29, 2025

Rubber Bullet

Sex move where you shoot your load so hard the condom pops off, usually the rubber hitting your other; hence a bullet.

"Sex was so boring last night I decided to give my bitch a rubber bullet"

by UrbanElf April 1, 2025

Rubber bones

When the angry wizard get's bored

All you simpletons with your Testicular torsion and your Manual breathing... I CAST RUBBER BONES!!!

by Wise_wizard April 14, 2025