roblox

the game that a 40 year old dresses like a hot dude and gets the girls

Tommy:! hi friend!!!!!!!!!! did u hear about jessie and how she got abducted by the 40 year old neighbor on roblox?

James: get noob

by eight trillion cookies July 31, 2019

ROBLOX

RO-BLUH-OCKS
A video game that children tend to get horny and fuck on and have unique relationships with each other. You can also find people getting hand banged, raped, mugged, and more on ROBLOX.

Child: HEY JESSY, I JUST FUCKED KATHERYN ON ROBLOX!
Other child: ####

by EatChildHood November 8, 2019

Roblox

The game where both Sebban and Mårten got their first boner somehow.

Mårten: oh shit Sebban, roblox got me an huge erection

Sebban: ohh *claps and jumping*, can i see? :D

by big blox November 26, 2019

Roblox

Ah, Roblox. What is it? A LEGO-Based game where you can be anything you desire. Such as a rat, R-thro, online dater, etc. Roblox is full of trollers, online daters, and roleplayers. Sad, really. Roblox used to be a good game, until trolling and online dating happened.

I am going to use random usernames that would be a user for some players of ROBLOX)
Trollers (Normal users are normal players)
Bigfatratbaby: Aye Pablo.
23QueenBee23: ??????
Bigfatratbaby: I AM TALKING TO YOU.
23QueenBee23: WHAT?!??!?!!?
Bigfatratbaby: U deaf ugly nub
23QueenBee23: No you are! Your an ugly default!!!!! Shut up and go cry to your mommy!
Bigfatratbaby: No u

23QueenBee23 has left the game.

Online daters (This story is when an online dater listens to you and stops dating):
Amadooorable has joined the game.

XNightshadeX has joined the game.

Amadooorable: *Walks around with friend*
XNightshadeX: Hey girl.
Amadooorable: Oh hey!
XNightshadeX: Wanna be my girl? Your very cute and I am rich.
Mangelsindoskellie: *Randomly wondered away and says in chat* SAY NO!!!!!
Amadooorable: No.
XNightshadeX: Y.
Amadooorable: Jk. YES YES YES!!!!
Mangelsindoskellie: NO YOUR BREAKING ROBLOX RULES
Amadooorable: AHH I DONT WANNA GET BANNED.

XNightshadeX: I do it all the time.

Amadooorable: No I am not getting banned.

Online daters (Don't listen to you):

Bobevansman; Hey babe
Sweetiecutiebabe: Hey *blushes*
Bobevansman: Wanna go to my place?
Sweetiecutiebabe: Ok *blushes*
Bobevansman: Follow me gurl
Sweetiecutiebabe: K
*Noises*
Randomrat: STOP IT THATS NASTY HE COULD BE 0606060606060606
Sweetiecutiebabe: No he said he is 13
XNightshadeX: Yeah
Randomrat: HE IS LYING TO YOU....
Sweetiecutiebabe: Idc
Randomrat: ;-;

by RadiantRat April 23, 2019

roblox

An online game in which everything becomes hashtagged.

P1 : “## ### how ### ### ##### on roblox?”
P2 : “tags ####”

by Maui from Maui and friends December 7, 2019

ROBLOX

The one game in where you can get banned or even get your account deleted by saying Yes or sometimes a safe word

Guy: *says yes*
*Guy gets banned*
Guy: Why? I just said yes! ROBLOX sucks ass

by Literally a person December 8, 2019

Roblox

Where most kids find ways to have sex.

Jimmy: I just had a lot of fun with my girl---I mean gay friend.

Mom: Wait, what!? You shouldn't have a girlfriend at this age! You're 8!

Jimmy: *is jimmy neutron and knows that kids will eventually have spouses at 5* Okay boomer.

Roblox: A multimillionaire company that allows millions of players to play, build, and code on it's a flexible format.

by LEGG0MYEGG0 December 10, 2019