Queen Faf

a female that won't stop faffing over pointless shit no one cares about.

Ailish: Who is going to be at the party?
Iona: A few people.
Ailish: How many people?
Iona: Don't know.
Ailish: How will everyone get there? What is everyone wearing? How is everyone getting home?
Iona: I don't know.
Ailish: What is Sarah's house like? Does she have a cat? Will her parents be in? What colour is her car?
Iona: I DON'T KNOW! Stop being a Queen Faf.

by Foster Amsden December 22, 2013

deployment queen

A homely woman who becomes attractive on a deployment. She normally hooks up with people of higher rank than her.

Dude she is homely back home but overseas she is a deployment queen.

by LnNChrg January 11, 2014

semen queen

Girl who likes swallowing...semen.

She was known as The Semen Queen for she would never spill a drop.

by mmoonbird April 24, 2014

sesh queen

A girl who can handle her drink

Wow Jessica Duff is the ultimate Sesh Queen!

by joshkavanaghlord May 9, 2015

Dildo Queen

A girl with a large, master collection of dildos.

I think that girl over there is a dildo queen.

by MineMixer May 16, 2015

Queef Glitter

The substance that comes out of a fabulous woman when she pushes air out of her vagina usually in the form of glitter and sparkles.

Ellis got very excited whilst going out to buy Pringles and so when she got to the shop, her Queef Glitter got all over the floor.

by nimajneb69 May 20, 2015

queen's dessert

semen that is swallowed after milking the prostate of a transvestite

John couldn't wait to get home and eat Caitlin's queen's dessert.

by PoonieLuv October 30, 2015