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A combination of put that in your pipe and smoke it and suck it, but a more derogatory and forceful way than either individually to end an argument. Often used if the other person is a just plain bitch or cock muncher.
My argument is vastly superior to yours, so put that in your pipe and suck on it. Bitch.
by Megaloman March 11, 2008
mugGet the put that in your pipe and suck on itmug.

putting through the rough

The act of forcibly inserting a nine iron into your lover's rectum and extracting fecal matter and blood. Much like a golf course, you know it's time to move onto the next hole when you get to the green stuff at the end.
Yeah man, I was putting through the rough last night. Let's just say that Tiger Woods isn't the only man Scarlet admires for their skills with a nine iron anymore.
by Niggslayer December 3, 2006
mugGet the putting through the roughmug.

Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight

Putting a hot carrot in a fleshlight is a common method for prepping it just prior to use in order to more closely mimic the environment of a vagina.
If someone is to put a hot carrot in your fleshlight for you and you are not present, it would imply that they are expecting you promptly.
The phrase is used to notify someone that you will be present in the very near future. It has also evolved slightly through regular use to also mean that an event will be starting soon.
"Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight; I'm on my way."

Q. How long before the movie starts?
A. Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight.
by SuperDirtySanchez October 20, 2010
mugGet the Put a hot carrot in the fleshlightmug.

Put you on your back

John you better chill out for he put you on your back
by Bishielover16 November 28, 2017
mugGet the Put you on your backmug.

put zero fingers up

Did you see that picture he put zero fingers up he gets no bitches and has no idea how to talk to women
by TheQueensdoctor September 11, 2022
mugGet the put zero fingers upmug.

Putting Sauce on my Nachos

When you are taking a shit then decide to masturbate, then cover the fresh laden shit with your own semen.
"Dude wtf took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry man i was just putting sauce on my nachos."
by denseb0nerforest February 5, 2018
mugGet the Putting Sauce on my Nachosmug.

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