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A combination of put that in your pipe and smoke it and suck it, but a more derogatory and forceful way than either individually to end an argument. Often used if the other person is a just plain bitch or cock muncher.
My argument is vastly superior to yours, so put that in your pipe and suck on it. Bitch.
by Megaloman March 11, 2008
mugGet the put that in your pipe and suck on itmug.

putting through the rough

The act of forcibly inserting a nine iron into your lover's rectum and extracting fecal matter and blood. Much like a golf course, you know it's time to move onto the next hole when you get to the green stuff at the end.
Yeah man, I was putting through the rough last night. Let's just say that Tiger Woods isn't the only man Scarlet admires for their skills with a nine iron anymore.
by Niggslayer December 3, 2006
mugGet the putting through the roughmug.

Put you on your back

John you better chill out for he put you on your back
by Bishielover16 November 28, 2017
mugGet the Put you on your backmug.

Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight

Putting a hot carrot in a fleshlight is a common method for prepping it just prior to use in order to more closely mimic the environment of a vagina.
If someone is to put a hot carrot in your fleshlight for you and you are not present, it would imply that they are expecting you promptly.
The phrase is used to notify someone that you will be present in the very near future. It has also evolved slightly through regular use to also mean that an event will be starting soon.
"Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight; I'm on my way."

Q. How long before the movie starts?
A. Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight.
by SuperDirtySanchez October 20, 2010
mugGet the Put a hot carrot in the fleshlightmug.

Put my nose up in it

A term used by southern gentlemen to describe the action they do when sniffing through a diamond. Usually followed up by forming a diamond shape with your fingers and acting out the sniff.
Im gonna eat cheerios out her butt and "put my nose up in it"
by bizdev6969 May 5, 2021
mugGet the Put my nose up in itmug.

Putting someone in third gear

When you take a man by a sack and use it like you would a car shifter.
I’m putting someone in third gear because they stole my car
by Bigger men than yours April 11, 2022
mugGet the Putting someone in third gearmug.

Put my foot in the custard

I went into my parents room and put my foot in the custard
by Ansaru September 26, 2012
mugGet the Put my foot in the custardmug.

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