human puppy

A person who is into the bdsm pet play but generally plays as a puppy .

Hey clerk can I buy this collar , clerk: how old is ur dog , person: oh its for me im the human puppy

by Deadjockman April 3, 2021

Puppy

A boy who ain’t a dog. Is a mother fucking simp and will sit and wait for a bitch.

Awe nah he ain’t ganna come hang with the boys he’s a puppy for his girl

by Mksanto April 21, 2021

happy puppies

happy puppies.

did you see eggo comment happy puppies on her post?

by uheggo April 23, 2021

Puppy

Cute lil homies that make cats look bad. They will be with u at ll times like a true homie

I cried in a corner like an emo because the puppy was adorbs

by Mei mei ;) July 17, 2022

Smuggling puppies

Used to describe a man's package when it is prominently on display and hard not to notice.

Did you see the pants that John was wearing just walking around smuggling puppies.

by XH2806 July 31, 2022

flesh puppy

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".

I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.

by RedMonarch12177 August 1, 2022

puppy melon

asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).

adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”

by puppymelonlover August 7, 2022