porn maze

The process of going to several websites just to watch porn.

I spent a hour and a half in a porn maze just to watch for 15 minutes.

by Lit vacuum cleaner January 22, 2018

porn clone

An individual in porn who looks quite similar to you or someone u know.

"Dude, Jennifer White is a full on porn clone of Serene"

"I know , they look so much alike"

by El person March 4, 2014

Evangi-porn

Noun. The invitation to convert to a religious belief or community through the use of enticements of power, prestige, possessions, and/or pleasure (especially implicit or explicit promises of sexual pleasure featuring attractive persons) which have no actual, logical, or causal connection with the religion espoused.

Why do hot Mormon women keep showing up in my sponsored Facebook ads? I wish Mormon.org would put their evangi-porn elsewhere.

by natedawgfromsatx October 30, 2011

Grey porn

An video or book about something extremely boring (specifically things that show organisation and or sorting) to most people but immensely pleasuring for someone like CGP Grey

Brady:This is totally grey porn
Grey: please stop

by Some hillbilly July 19, 2018

coffee porn

Food porn for coffee; beautiful photographs of artistic coffee drinks such as macchiatos and cafe lattes.

That cafe latte with the tulip and heart designs is too perfect to drink before taking a photo and adding it to my collection of coffee porn.

by jubjub bird November 22, 2014

druggie porn

Druggie porn is any picture of any mind-altering substance of a particularly large amount or good quality.

Could also be a movie or book portraying the injesting of such drugs, such as Requiem for a Dream or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Bob: So Jon does coke now...
Suzy: How do you know?
Bob: He was looking at druggie porn on his phone.

Jackie: These are the most gorgeous shrooms I've ever seen...lemme take a picture, I want some druggie porn for reddit.

by 00100001 January 5, 2014

porn watcher

Someone that watches porn

It’s in the name

“Go touch some grass, you porn watcher!”

by Idoubtthefbiwillcometomyhouse May 31, 2021