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Camp Lejeune Poon

A vagina that can cause health problems. Like one ridden with hpv that can lead to you developing a brain tumor like that guy in the 60s who was stationed at Camp Lejeune and decided to blast mfs from a clock tower.
Dude I'm sick.

Maybe it's from that Camp Lejeune Poon.
by september11th2000-fun February 19, 2025
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pitty poon

When a girl feels bad for you so she gives you poontang
"Aw, he asked me out and i rejected him im gonan give him some pitty poon"
by Blayne Bowen December 20, 2016
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Poon

Short for the word poontang, but is also found as a common last name for unfortunate Asians. Poon refers to an adult woman's vagina which is often crusty and stretched out from child birth.
Yoooo that bitch named Barbara played dumb last night when I asked her what her name meant. She said the "poon" was short for harpoon. Shiettt - we all know it means her vagina
by vagujibrappu November 13, 2014
mugGet the Poonmug.

Poon cheater

A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.
Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."
by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016
mugGet the Poon cheatermug.

Winnie the Poon

A sex doll shaped like winnie the pooh with a vagina for horny weirdos to shove their cocks inside
I went to Spencer gifts to buy a new Winnie the Poon doll to make love to
by D Flawless November 1, 2021
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dog poon

by Kilykid July 6, 2018
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