police stole my car

When police hate the law and need a new car. Also can be a parody of Feliz navidad.

Darn! These police just stole my car and drove it all the way to Africa and I can’t be bothered to walk that far. Looks like I won’t be coming home for christmas. Ugh police stole my car.

by Bored teenager December 30, 2019

Police

A job that is required for society to function but also one that no one actually likes.

Police

by Inquisitive Walnut June 5, 2020

Panicked gay

Kim Hongjoong from Ateez.

San: Hongjoong, you're all tiny and scary till a man tries to kiss you. Then you're all tiny and panicked.

Seonghwa: Oh! I can confirm.
Hongjoong: Wtf???????
San: You're a panicked gay.
Hongjoong: This discussion is NOT happening.

by pewpewatiny November 2, 2020

Panic! At the disco

It was made in like nevada or some shit like that.
There are like boys in this band i think.
They have bad style and r just wanna b emo

Hey theater kid whats up wyd
Theater kid: listing to panic! At the disco
Ew that shit sucks u should listen to better music

by Ignite_the_nite November 28, 2020

Police natividad

Police natividad

Police natividad

by anonymous January 9, 2021

Blog Police

Especially weak-minded bloggers.

See: pussiesfragglecocksucker

I wish s/he would stop thinking s/he is entitled to control what others do when they blog. Blog Police. Sheesh! I'd rather deal with the NYPD. At least they have to get mental health check-ups when they do something stupid.

by indochine August 18, 2003

gas-panic

adj. state of explosive flatulence
n. a shady yet nostalgic club for some (with a sense of humor) in the jungles of Roppongi. Music ranges from 90's hip hop to 90's R&B.

I ate too much cabbage I was totally gas-panicked.
Wahei's bartending at Gas-Panic tonight!

by doodoo brown June 19, 2008