painting the interior white

a really dumb way to say you gave someone a creampie.

1. “i painted Allie’s interior white last night and she loved it”

2. “where were you last night Bryce”
“painting the interior white 😎”
“shut up.”

by dojacatswhore May 21, 2020

Go Paint

Gotta shit, take a poo, or dump

1 - Girl I gotta go paint!

2 - Be careful eating those collard greens, they will make you go paint!

by Holla628 April 12, 2010

Paint Me In Your Pickles

"Paint Me In Your Pickles" Is a act of BDSM. It involves an individual painting poo on someone elses stomach.

Woman#Paint me in your pickles!

Man#OK, your wish is my command.

by Meesta Whiskas October 1, 2010

Stirring Paint

Taking a nice hard stab with a flesh machete into 200 lbs of healthy guts and going around the world with it. Repeatedly. Sometimes at work. Mostly because it’s convenient. We call it stirring paint because of the sound, mostly. And because it’s typically messy, especially when you pull the stirrer out.

I heard it again. They’re stirring paint in the mop closet. Again. Shameless. I wonder if it was Sherman Williams, or the cheap Sears shit.

by Karl Hungus February 10, 2024

painting the staircase

Using your gentlemen's relish to slowly paint the legs of a woman starting at her toes and making your way up the staircase as far as you can manage.

Tristian was ever so busy last weekend painting the staircase with his dearly beloved.

by alexy344cfx November 7, 2020

black paint from Japan

When you buy "black paint" from Japan when in reality it's just a bucket of soy sauce.

Dude 1: "Bro, your house smells weird."
Dude 2: "Yeah. I know."
Dude 1: "Don't tell me you got black paint from Japan!"
Dude 2: "At least you can dip sushi in it..."

by thehottestofdogs April 17, 2019

Elf Painting

Another word for elf bar

‘I bought an elf painting from Maurice for my house in England’

by Frikdandel April 23, 2023