poser

A word people use to label someone that is working on something that they don't have the balls to try because they are afraid to be rejected themselves and thus called a 'poser'.

Look at that ugly person, they are such a beautiful person poser.

by ScottD July 18, 2008

poseley

Hippie like, talks like a surfer, commonly looks like jesus.

You: Hey is that jesus?
Me: No its Poseley!!

by DopeAYE! March 2, 2009

Poser

Synonmous with Fred Durst.

hey you know that Fred Durst douche? he's a poser and a wannabe

by limpbizkitsux February 12, 2010

poser shredding

when a poser shreds up his board on a ledge or a sidewalk to make it looks like he grinds

guy 1: is he testing out that sidewalk curb with his new board?

guy 2: naw man he is poser shredding

by atsxpw March 5, 2011

poser chad

Neck beard, basement dweller, that cosplays as a "Chad". Pretends to be a jock or hipster to hook up with the ladies. Is self deprecating and never had the correct verbiage for sports. Although he despises "Chads" he secretly envies them.

I went to Comic Con, and recognized the poser Chad, right off. He looked similar to a Chad, but couldn't get the girl.

by NerdGrrrl January 15, 2017

poseidon's pash

Water splashing up so fiercely from the tpilet bowl due to defecating, that it penetrates your butthole.

I dumped a log so solid it gave me a fierce poseidon's pash.

by BrownDoggyDog May 23, 2018

Posed

Gave people the illusion that you were something you weren't, deceived people.

The girl's aunt and deceased grandmother (whom she had never actually met) were everything she wanted to be but wasnt in everyday life, still she posed as being just like them when everyone was looking, though there were no true similarities when nobody was looking.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020