Fortnite Player

Fortnite Players are a group of under achievers who are yet to lose their virginity (maybe have a wank over skins if anything) and usually appear obese and sluggish. They are nothing but angry kids and man-children who troll on the chat or go around in daily life repeating dances from fortnite or repeating things said on it like an autist with echolalia.

"Jack is a 22 year old fortnite player and is yet to lose his virginity.

by UltimateDoge January 10, 2021

field hockey player

a twenty-something female of substantial size.

The blonde chick is hot, but her friend is a field hockey player

by jack September 4, 2004

CS Player

CS Player (see'ess play'uh) noun' : An immature faggot, also knows as tard, n00b, cocksucker and all things derogatory

-=HAXX 1337Kill4 is such a cs player

by Clontarf_X June 14, 2003

Touhou player

Usually an insult that describes a person as being a waste of sperm who should off themselfs. Also a term used to describe a pedo as well

Guy: hahha look at that dumb touhou player other guy:>W< y u bullin me TwT

by Sugon69 August 29, 2022

slow player

an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend. Your former relationship was always holding you back from living a fun and exciting life. Your friends can often become slow players in an non-sexual manner

guy 1: those chicks are hot, lets go talk to them
guy 2: i don't want to, lets stay here and finish our drinks
guy 1: quit being a slow player, now might be our only chance to score

by kbuck May 27, 2010

Paintball Player

A person who likes to pretend, loves dress up and generaly has a fair about of time on their hands.

They are often vertically challanged with short mans chip on shoulder. Sometimes they are fanta pants and ever put their own name on their jacket.

The cox master really owned you in the back from 6 meters. Im totaly a wicked cool paintball player

by Keith Terry July 11, 2009

semi-pro football player

Not quite a professional football player. Semi pro football teams are made up of these fatties that used to play in high school, but have since let themselves go. On the field, they enjoy slamming their waists into one another with the secondary goal of moving a football shaped ball around. Off the field, they enjoy wearing extremely tight wife beaters that have the American Gladiators logo on them while wearing tiny shorts. They have to eat every thirty minutes, or they might lose weight, so they buy processed canned meats that smell terrible and snack away even at work.
When something funny is heard, the semi pro football player incorrectly repeats what he heard while laughing.
Semi pro football players enjoy company while using the bathroom, so if they spot someone of the same sex taking off his watch to go take a dump, the SPFP is almost sure to follow so that he can enjoy the flatulence of the co-dumper.
SPFPs also enjoy flinging crap around the bathroom stall, drawing a picture of it, and then telling everyone that "someone missed the seat in the bathroom." It is really the S.P.F.P. that did it, though, because it is hard to tell where the anus is when the buttocks has such a large surface area.

Ian: Is someone dragging a beached whale up the stairs?

X: AhhEEEE!! Thata sum loud thunderus nose in da stairwell

Josh: *opens stairwell door* Oh hey, guys! Sorry, I'm late. I had to "work out" because I'm a semi-pro football player.

by Ianfection January 20, 2009