UrbDic Pimp

A person who does not have the balls to have a Urban Dictionary account and instead pressures Urban Dictionary contributors to define it’s crazy ass words.

Dudette : What the fuck is he saying?
Dude: He’s just some UrbDic Pimp, don’t mind him.

by AlabamaBaby March 20, 2021

pimp awesome

Its a step above pimpin', and two steps above awesome. Used when something is even more awesome than just everyday pimpin'.

Tim: where did you get that awesome fedora?

Guy with hat: I dunno, why?

Tim: just cuz its pimpin'... no its pimp awesome.

Guy with hat: i feel ya broski. That explains why the ladies cant keep their hands off me.

Tim: fo shizzle

by nutcracker15 March 22, 2010

Dutch pimp

One that can easily multitask in both the pushing of drugs and the pimpin of hoes. The true one stop shop!

I'm so glad I ran into a Dutch pimp, he hooked me up with this bag and this bag hoe

by Mikky Miller December 29, 2018

Pimp Fooled

When a Pimp tricks you or lies to you for his own amusement or enjoyment.

Sorry Dude.I think you've been Pimp Fooled.

by Rilezzz June 2, 2010

pimp you

when someone wants to buy you whatever you want

imma pimp you.

by yosugardaddy June 5, 2019

pimp noodle

To back hand someone soft and slow, wiping the back of your hand on their face

1)OMG!! Johny just Pimp noodled me!!
2)I'm totally going to Pimp noodle you if you don't shut up

by Breasttaco May 14, 2014

pimp a baby

Using a trusted person's baby or small child to claim as a qualifying child on your taxes to lower your tax due or get a money refund. The trusted person must not be required to (or will not) file taxes.

It's tax time and I need to find someone I can trust to a pimp a baby.

by Not a Philistine December 2, 2016