Perfuksic

The profuse, and profound, almost abstract act of scratching one's testicles while relaxing.

1. So Jim, how often do you perfuksicate?
2. I often perfuksicate whilst playing games.

by Hapanam December 5, 2009

Perfecteristeristerist

When something is way better than something else.

Chick 1: My shirt is Perfecter
Chick 2: No, mine is the Perfecterist
Chick 3: No, mine is the Perfecteristerist
Chick 1: No, mine is the Perfecteristeristerist

by Jerlex2 December 15, 2010

PerfecTone

The best at everything , win by default , you just can't beat him.

''I just saw some guy that won at 3 different contests.
That guy is PerfecTone's son , for sure.''

by I'mhereforthecake November 7, 2010

perfect for cleaning

A facetious false etymology for the rank "PFC" (private first class, E-2) in the US Marine Corps. Since PFCs are often tasked with menial work like mopping, sweeping, and picking up litter, this term is used either to mock them, or by PFCs themselves to lament their low status.

A: Dammit, Sgt Fuentes has us out police-calling cigarette butts all morning yet-a-fucking-gain. Why does this shit keep happening to us?
B: Well, we're E-2s, and you know what PFC stands for: "perfect for cleaning".

by Gyreneisms August 13, 2011

Perfraptionist

The main reason the Starbucks line is backed up to the door.

A perfraptionist absolutely, positively must have the correct order of coffee or a similar derivative with an extraneous (see: absurd) amount of additives, given specific instructions.

Even to the seasoned consumer, their complicated order is deemed unnecessary, frightening, and quite frankly, an enormous waste of time.

Perfraptionist: "Venti raspberry frappe with two shots of espresso and a couple hits of your finest stirred and topped with whipped cream and caramel. Serve it up at 150F only before adding the chocolate chips so they don't melt. Oh, and don't forget to throw in one of those plastic umbrellas. I love those. So, now on to the snacks..."

by Rubellius August 27, 2011

Perfect Pandora

The phenomenon that occurs when travelling from one place to another and due to Pandora's advance streaming of whole songs, there is no interruption. This is because, even in areas of no signal, the songs were just long enough to get you through the area and to a place of better signal.

Person 1: Hey how was drive up here?

Person 2: It was a Perfect Pandora man. There wasn't a moment of silence.

by Candixoxo February 16, 2012

Perfunctorium

Refers to any routine, bureaucratic business office that adheres rigidly to a routine, usually small and insignificant, yet believes itself to be all-important. In the 1990s in California colleges and universities, the term originally referred to academic administrative offices peroccupied with minor, routine, or insignificant details.

The campus perfunctorium requires evidence that you had a mother before it can verify you were ever born and still eligible for more inconveniences.

by D. Healey November 10, 2011