James Patrick

A worthless piece of shit who fondles his nuts all day dreaming of lucky charms and also involved in incest

I banged my sister last night total James Patrick move.

by silly cat123 October 4, 2015

Saint Patrick's Day

March 17 - a Day to Drink as much piss as possible (notably Guinness) then fall over the floor swearing at your mates and the bartenders

Drink that Guinness mate

by Brother Number One March 21, 2004

Ken patrick ricardo

the most amazing mother fucker in the whole world fucking amazing in bed hes the hottest person around. Evry time someone sees him they get mind fucked

Girl 1: hey isn't thay Ken patrick ricardo
Girl 2: wait tht is!
Girl 1: wait did i just get mind fucked?
Girl 2: Yes i did to

by kpr11111 September 9, 2010

Spicy Patrick

Act of going ass to ass and having a poop tug-of-war. The winner then chooses which one them eats it.

"Last night me and my girl got together and had a 30 minute Spicy Patrick session!"

by Ryan54! December 31, 2008

Saint Patrick's Day

An excuse to get drunk on a Sunday.

Person 1: Lets go get drunk.
Person 2: But there's school tomorrow!
Person 1: So? It's Saint Patrick's day!
Person 2: WHy didn't you say so in the first place?

by Emadorily March 13, 2005

St. Patrick's Day Surprise

Leaving a green colored bowel movement in the toilet for some one to find on St. Patrick's Day

It was after lunch time on St. Patrick's Day, I rolled into the men's room only to find out some one left me a St. Patrick's Day surprise.

by I want some crack March 17, 2010

Saint Patrick's Day

Free beer in Ireland (Lucky sons of bitches), a whole load of pinching for those who don't wear green in other countries. Stupid leprechaun cunts.

The next kid who pinches me for not wearing green, I'll fucking devour you and your mom.

by The Robinator March 25, 2004