PMS

The time of the month when men need to be the MOST understanding of women but instead act like immature assholes and do everything from blaming little arguments with a girl on PMS to cheating on a girlfriend or spouse because she has PMS. Guys, seriously, all girls want is to feel like you care, even when we are being completely irrational. Think how irrational you'd be if you were experiencing pain like that of constantly being kicked in the nuts while passing a kidney stone.

Girl: I hate you! I never want to see you again!
Guy: Sweetie, I know you don't mean that.
*hug*
Girl: Well... I guess I overreacted a little. I do have PMS this week.

by Kate Moran November 10, 2008

3 pm girl

If you asked this you were probably watching the office

Angela from the office. Is a 3 pm girl

by Spice man March 19, 2018

pmsing

You NEVER want to be around a girl when she does this, or ask her out around this special time. If you do, she will fucking bitch you out, cuss you out, possibly slap, hit, bite, scratch, you get what I mean. Then the worst thing is the next time you talk to her she acts like she doesn't remeber a fuckin' thing!

PMSing? Me? When!?! Never! Oh by the way sorry I slapped you, scratched your nutsac, ripped off your left nut, shoved my foot up your ass hole, shoved a hot iron down your throat, blew off your hand with a shotgun, twisted your nose with pliers and knocked you unconcious with my dad's PC. I was PMS - I mean, I was grumpy that day.

by butt licka January 7, 2004

PML

PimpmafiaLifestylePML: pimp mafia life; to live luxurious, to carry oneself in a charismatic manner, to describe a person with expensive taste

That nigga got a boat, a house, a phantom, that man livin large pml.

by DaddyMacknificent September 25, 2018

PMS

The transformation of woman to beast, occurring once every month. Similar to the werewolf, a PMSing woman becomes a dog-like creature capable only of eating, sleeping, barking, annoying the neighbors, and leaving messes that she expects you to clean up.

Adam probably accepted the forbidden fruit from Eve, because she was premenstral. Can't say I blame him; I'd choose the wrath of God over a woman with PMS any old day.

by Tr0gd0rBurnin8or October 3, 2004

PMG

PMG stands for Poor Man's Gin, an alcoholic beverage perfected by a young aspiring Canadian. The official recipe calls for 3 parts vodka, 1 part 7up/Sprite/Mountain Dew, and a bunch of lemon. Top it off with some ice, and you are guaranteed to have a good night.

The PMG is much more deadly and powerful than an SMG. A Football Helmet should be worn when drinking a PMG, so you do not injure yourself throughout the night.

dude 1: I had four PMG's last night at nick's party, and threw up all over his bathroom. I had two more PMG's to wash out the taste of vomit in my mouth.

dude 2: NIIIICE!

by TheTurbinator September 20, 2012

PMS

A powerful demon that summons itself into the body of a woman once a month for about a week.

Dude, my girlfriend is suffering from PMS, don't get near.

by KaotiK June 5, 2005