Turd nugget

Somebody with good intentions that engages in "piece of shit" like activities, despite the fact that they're genuinely a good person;

Which one of you turd nuggets drank my last god damn beer?
" " fucked my old lady.....again?
" " plugged up my toilet?
" " pissed in the kitchen sink?

by RWD+TKJ=AWESOME July 10, 2017

Fridge nugget

Fridge nugget is used to express anger, worriedness, and when something doesn’t go your way.

“FRIDGE NUGGETS my pencil won’t sharpen and it’s the only one I have”

by Adisappointment697 October 16, 2019

nugget up

1. to buy chicken McNuggets from McDonald's in increments of 50 during their ongoing 50-McNuggets-for-$10 Friday through Sunday sale. 2. to be cheered up by the thought that such a purchase can be made.

1. RUSS: Dude, it's totally Friday.
NATHAN: Time to nugget up!

2. RUSS: Man, have I had a terrible week.
NATHAN: Nugget up, chum. It's Friday.

by KaraokeFanboy March 12, 2010

Dinosaur nuggets

Very good food. Should buy at local store.

If you didn’t have them as a child, then you didn’t have one.

“Bro, how much do u like dinosaur nuggets”
“ yes”
“Ok let’s buy some”

by MiningDiamondsInMinecraft April 23, 2021

Cunt Nuggeted

Where you are completely smashed and can barely walk

Shit man, I'm completely cunt nuggeted!

by Brokkie96 June 2, 2016

plug nugget

A chunk of shit remaining on an anal plug after being pulled out of an asshole. Can also be used to refer to a useless person, whose worth can be equated with a piece of shit stuck on a used anal plug.

Have you met Ashley's new boyfriend? I heard he's a piece of shit that hasn't worked in 3 years. What a fucking plug nugget.

by deezdefinitions September 3, 2016

Scooch Nugget

1. A dingleberry, or similar nugget of poo dislodged from a dog's ass while scooching across the floor.

2. A person who has the value of a piece of dog shit left in the carpet.

1. Damnit, Fluffy left a scooch nugget on our brand new rug!

2. that dude just cut me in line! what a scooch nugget!

by JackalSkull April 17, 2011