nutsack of nowhere

a remote location with absolutely nothing of interest around

After driving for a 100 miles, we found a dive coffee shop in the nutsack of nowhere.

by levine2112 November 25, 2007

Nowsheen

an intense butternugget that happens to not be a whore. she's that badass rocker chick in adam in the morning

"Damn what a sexy bitch...she's such a nowsheen!!"

by Morning Adams February 19, 2010

Run to nowhere

When a woman, who thinks that she is hotter than she is, in a public place like a gym, inexplicably starts and stops running without a a set destination. This happens most when said woman believes other patrons are checking her out.

Joe: Look at Adam's wife over there by the free weights. Did she get a boob job?
Bill: Yeah, but she's still not all that.
Joe: Lookout, stop staring at her, she's jogging this way.
Bill: No she's not, she stopped by the ellipticals.
Joe: Oh yeah, she was on a run to nowhere!

by Fartface Jones. January 7, 2012

bumfuck nowhere

1. A place in the middle of nowhere.
2. A place not worth mentioning, driving to, or remembering the name of
3. A town located in the middle of farmland or prairie land and it takes less than a minute to drive out of it. Example: Oil Springs, Ontario

I had to drive out to bumfuck nowhere to pick his drunk ass up.

by guinnessgirl May 27, 2006

nowt

Nothing,
Fuck all,

nowt going on round here mate

by Tammy VIP April 1, 2003

brad nowell

Brad Nowell was Sublime's lead singer and just about the dopest guy that has ever existed.

Brad Nowell is my hero.

by brandi and stephanie August 18, 2006

Nowhereland

Slang for someplace barely on the map, usually featuring nature and very limited development, where nothing of any importance whatsoever is happening.

I’m looking at leaving the insanity of the city and have identified some Nowhereland towns that I can peacefully disappear into when I retire!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2020