Life changers

A woman with a nice rack that will from here on out change your life

Look at those life changers

by Ziggyzagwagsy December 30, 2019

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dry life

boring,

She needs to get back to her dry life and let me handle planning the vacation.

by Pontette June 5, 2017

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The point in time when you realise that the way your parents have brought you up are a detriment to your life forever more.

It can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun's still up.

Guy1: So when are you gonna go home?
Guy2: Can you give me a lift?
Guy1: Just take the bus home dude, it's not that far.
Guy2: But my parents don't like me taking the bus at night.
Guy1: Dude. It's only 6, it's summer and the sun's still up. You'll live.
Guy3: Man, you're so life screwed.

by Sumbowdie March 12, 2010

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flight for life

When a girl is on her period and you still give her a broken propeller.

Guy 1: Even though my girlfriend was on her period we still had sex last night.
Guy 2: How did that go? Did you give her an angry dragon?
Guy 1: No, I was going to hard that I gave her the flight for life before I could get to that.

by VincibleLemur03 April 4, 2017

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Life cake

Alternative word for a females butt, highly recommend to be confused with dessert

Damn, Sammie has that life cake

by Dgklegit March 18, 2017

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FACE LIFE

When everything you do is on Facebook because your scared to face real life, have real friends and do real things.

Sample 1

Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?

Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.

Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!

Sample 2

Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.

Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.

by Mr. Faceit January 19, 2011

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