Knee Surgery

A surgery that is performed in the knees and kneecaps, and commonly involves the tibia and femur.

Person A: "Hey! What's new with you?"
Person B: "I'm really nervous about my knee surgery tomorrow..."
Person A: "Is it that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow?"

by The Devious 😼 December 12, 2024

Nashville Knee Grease

A product mainly bought by hookers and over-evaluated teens. If the former it is used to prevent friction from wearing down the knees of hookers when giving BJ's, if the latter it is used as hair gel and pussy repellant.

"Fuck my knees hurt!" "You know what you need!" (in unison) "NASHVILLE KNEE GREASE!"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Knee Glider

In Rainbow Six: Ravenshield, these are the terrorists that glide across the map on their knees instead of running.

Mostly, it reflects poor AI node placement by the map maker. Often, these tangos are the hardest to kill because their animation is much faster and erratic.

Ah shit, that last tango is a knee glider. Anyone have a flashbang left?

by F25_Xanatos November 25, 2010

Knee-Butter

The build-up of sweat and dead skin congealed into a buttery substance. Generally found within deep fat crevices i.e. - knee or elbow area.

It's so hot out, I could slather a whole loaf of bread with my knee-butter.

I need to jump in the shower right quick before the knee-butter begins to solidify.

by Nitzy Apple Butter March 8, 2021

Rice Crispy Knees

If someone’s knees make that weird cracking noise when their being bent.

*mom bends over to pick something up and her knees crack.*
Kid: you got them rice crispy knees

by _Chickenbroth_ April 26, 2024

Knees

Is a type of person that enjoys the company of his or her own knees and often go to the gym for leg day

"Hey, knees"
"Knees, ya high?"

by Pancakeknees October 4, 2016

Knee Sap

The goo that leaks out of a skinned knee.

Lauren asked Mike to kiss her boo boo. He said not with all that knee sap!

by MChains73 August 16, 2022