nice2greetu

Got better known after the "How to be lame guide" by bunnyrape.
Means "Nice to greet you" and is not really short for anything but still seen on irc.
Often used as a reply to hi2u2.

<lamer> hi2u
<lamer2> hi2u2
<lamer> nice2greetu
<lamer2> nice2greetu2
<lamer> kthx
<lamer2> npaa

by MF Sickness September 8, 2005

nice wonger

an attractive sexual attribute to a persons body. also may be the last name of a recently immigrated german family.

"hey did you see that guy over there? he's got a nice wonger!"
"danggg gurl where'd you get that nice wonger?"
"i'd like to be connected to the nice wonger residence please"

by crzy8 February 22, 2010

Nick Haddad

The most pleasant smell in the world

Man, that smelled better than roses! it smelled like Nick Haddad!

Yo my date smelled like Nick Haddad! it was fuckin wicked

by Z.Z. Frankendoodle July 25, 2010

Nicely Jerkified

A nice guy who decides to turn into a jerk after a breakup, thus destroying his life over a girl, and in the process hurting people.

Tanbeer is nicely jerkified.

by nicejerk March 7, 2011

nice cakes

Nice ass

Hey hag girl has some nice cakes

by Honeybooboo April 2, 2017

nicest asshole

Some guy thats a total dick to most people but can sorta care sometimes about certain people.

“Yo that Zac guy is the nicest asshole I’ve ever met”
“I don’t know man he just seems like a dick to me”

by suicidalpurpleman November 30, 2018

Nice Guys

Nice Guys are guys that think they deserve sex for being nice to girls and if they have boyfriends they say that they should probably break up when they are obviusly say No and get regected they say that they are bitches and that girls don't want nice guys

Nice guys are guys that think they deserve sex for being nice
Nice Guy: Wanna be my girlfriend?
Girl: No, i already have a boyfriend.
Nice Guy: No girl wants a nice guy like me, i hope you die you ugly bitch

by Gay nigger from outher space December 28, 2018