When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream “danger noodle surprise”
by Mc speedy June 10, 2020
Get the Danger noodle surprisemug. A sandwitch made simply out of drained Crack Head Soup. Some have said "Fuck I love me a Chicken Noodle Sandwitch!"
by Eric Desperato & Rosco March 4, 2007
Get the Chicken Noodle Sandwitchmug. JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day
BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.
BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.
by Pol Pothead May 30, 2014
Get the Two Minute Noodlemug. The act of a male putting his soft penis into a girl's untrimmed vagina
Happens to only gaylords who play fortnite
Happens to only gaylords who play fortnite
by Sumica June 1, 2018
Get the poodle my noodlemug. by Herps are for real June 16, 2015
Get the Big ass noodlemug. by Gumbofromtgesimpsons June 8, 2013
Get the Ball sac noodlemug. One of those days where you don't feel like doing anything so you just sit on the couch and eat Ramen Noodles all day
by Fergie03 December 31, 2020
Get the Noodles-on-the-Couch Daymug.