Danger noodle surprise

When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream “danger noodle surprise
“Bro I gave that chick from the party last night a danger noodle surprise
by Mc speedy June 10, 2020
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Chicken Noodle Sandwitch

A sandwitch made simply out of drained Crack Head Soup. Some have said "Fuck I love me a Chicken Noodle Sandwitch!"
OMAFUCKINGAWD! This Chicken Noodle Sandwich is delicious!!!
Chicken Noodle Sandwitch = Good
by Eric Desperato & Rosco February 27, 2007
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Big ass noodle

Originating from no one ever, a big ass noodle is basically a very large piece pasta.
by Herps are for real June 13, 2015
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Chicken noodle soup

Liz’s most beautiful amazing juicy tart yet somehow sweet noods
by Bigboypeacock February 14, 2018
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Two Minute Noodle

A Person who is of little or no value. Worthless
JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day

BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.
by Pol Pothead May 30, 2014
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Wet Noodle Nut

I was jerking it and I couldn't get a boner but I pounded out a wet noodle nut anyway
by P. B. Flloyd December 05, 2018
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